Funny Cross Stitch Quotes

Funny Cross Stitch Quotes
Piracy A Valid Career Option

This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches are used in this pattern.

Cat pattern here

I have issues.

Issues pattern here

This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches are used in this pattern.

Rise pattern here

Stupid!

Stupid pattern here

When The Past Calls

Calls pattern here

Enjoy

The Four Elements Series Cross Stitch - Air, Earth, Water and Fire

The Four Elements Series Cross Stitch - Air, Earth, Water and Fire
Air

Earth

Water

Fire

Enjoy!

Elegant Oriental Cross Stitch
Geisha
As beautiful as the arts in which she is trained, the geisha stands as a living ornament. Gold metallic thread adds luster to the rich palette of colors worked on 18 count ivory Aida.

Kit contains cotton thread, metallic thread, 18 count ivory Aida, needle and easy instructions.

Geisha pattern here

The Samurai
In full regalia, this mighty warrior stands proud, his gaze focused and strong. Stitched on 18 count ivory Aida, his silken robes are highlighted with gold metallic thread. His commanding presence is the perfect foil for Mai, kit #6760.

Kit contains cotton and metallic thread, 18 count ivory Aida, needle and instructions.

Samurai pattern here

Set against a soft backdrop of traditional cherry blossoms, this stunning, serene geisha is the quintessential ideal of beauty and grace. Lavish colors of cotton and gold metallic threads are combined on 18 count ivory Aida to produce the elegant kimono patterns. An symbolic white dove heightens the feeling of peace and tranquility.

Kit contains cotton embroidery thread, gold metallic thread, 18 count ivory Aida fabric, thread palette, needle and easy instructions including an easy-to-read multicolor chart. An embroidery hoop or 16" x 22" (41 x 56 cm) needlework stretcher bars are recommended for stitching this design.

Geisha and Dove pattern here

Flute Player Counted Cross Stitch Kit-16"X20" 14 Count

Flute player pattern here

Yoi With Blossom Counted Cross Stitch Kit-16"X10-1/2" 16 Count

Yoi pattern here

Jewels of the Orient

Jewels pattern here

This striking, dramatic design is authentic in its details and universally appealing. Its characters wish the viewer such blessings as health, happiness and good fortune. Design is stitched on 14 count printed beige Aida.

Kit contains cotton and metallic threads, printed 14 count beige Aida, thread palette, needle and easy instructions.

Butterfly pattern here

Kimono Geisha
Heirloom Collection Kimono Geisha Counted Cross Stitch Kit-10.3"X14" 28 Count

Kimono pattern here

Hotarubi Potrait
Hotarubi Portrait Counted Cross Stitch Kit-7-3/4"X5-3/4" 16 Count

pattern here

Kihaku Counted Cross Stitch Kit-15-1/2"X10-1/2" 16 Count

Kihaku pattern here

Cranes - THE BOLDER, THE BETTER! These birds of immense grace and beauty transcend from far and away exotic lands. Beyond a ripe grape arbor and tinkling stream, these awesome cranes spread their wings and soar across the iridescent moon in the night sky. The border adds absolute charm to this awesome treasure.

The kit contains 14-count 100% cotton Black Aida fabric, 6-strand carded cotton floss, metallic thread, needle threader, floss sorter, needle, colored chart and instructions in English, French, German and Spanish.

Crane pattern here

More to Come! Enjoy!

Red Cardinals Cross Stitch

Red Cardinals Cross Stitch
Cardinal Pair, Dimensions, Kit includes: Cotton thread, design printed in full color on 14 count white Aida with selected areas marked for stitching, needle, and easy instructions. (Mat / Frame not included.)

Pair pattern here

Sunflower Heirloom Collection Cardinals Counted Cross Stitch Kit-11"X16" 28 Count

Sunflower pattern here

Heirloom Collection: Counted Cross Stitch Kit. Since 1867 Bucilla continues to capture the beauty of life their Heirloom Collection of exquisite counted cross stitch designs. These larger investment designs offer exquisite detail and realistic shading in the most popular themes: Religious; Victorian; Garden/Floral; Animal/Wildlife and Fantasy. These new Heirloom kits feature: Heirloom quality art; color chart; pre-sorted floss tied with ribbon; premium 28-count Evenweave fabric; a color coded floss separator; trilingual instructions and an acetate storage sleeve. Design: Cardinals. Design measurements: 13-1/2x10in. Based on the work of Joseph Hautman.

Heirloom pattern here

Cardinals On Sled

DIMENSIONS-Counted Cross Stitch. Make a stunning masterpiece for every room in the house all year round. This kit contains 14 count Aida; pre-sorted cotton thread; needle and easy to follow instructions. Finished size: 14x10in. Design: Cardinals on Sled. Artist: Donna Race.

Sled pattern here

Ice Cardinal
The counted cross stitch kits are wonderfully detailed and will make great gifts or keepsakes. Kit includes: presorted thread; 14 count black Aida; needle; and easy instructions. Finished size: 11x14 inches. Design: Ice Cardinal. Designer: Mark Mueller.

Ice pattern here

This kit contains 16 count dove grey Aida; cotton thread; thread palette; needle and easy to follow instructions. Mat and frame are not included. Finished size: 9x15in. Design: Winter Cardinals.

Winter pattern here

Enjoy!

Pug Cross Stitch

Pug Cross Stitch
Admiral Pug
Original image courtesy www.dreamstime.com. This is a black and white chart using full cross stitches only.

Admiral pattern here

This kit is perfect for the animal lover since it features a cute little dog. This package contains cotton floss; a 14 count Aida fabric; a needle; chart and instructions. Design size: 9-3/4x9-3/4 inch. Design: Pug. Imported.

Pug in Chair pattern here

Mr. Pug

Mr. Pug pattern here

Pug Fun is based on the artwork of Catherin McMillan. This dog chart is designed to be stitched in full stitches on a dark colored fabric of any count. 3 skeins of white were used and 1 skein for the collar.

Pug Fun pattern here

More to Come! Enjoy!

Cross Stitch Cats

Cross Stitch Cats
Max The Cat Counted Cross Stitch Kit-10"X15" 14 Count

Max pattern here

CHARMING CAT-A-TUDE TO WARM THE HEART! These facinating and fastidious felines show-off their engaging nine-lives purr-sonalities. This Suzy's Zoo Counted Cross Stitch irresistable four legged friends design is by ©2006 Suzy Spafford. Made under license from Suzy's Zoo®, San Diego, CA USA. A welcome gift for any cat lover!

Each kit contains 14-count white cotton Aida fabric, 6-strand carded cotton floss needle, graph, instructions in English, French, Spanish and German. Stitch Count: 67W x 94H. Size: 5" x 7" (12,7 x 17,8 cm).

Cattails pattern here

My Furry Friends

Friends pattern here

My Cat

Smart Cat pattern here

Fur may fly when you sit down to sew with these friendly felines nearby. Don’t they always want to be the center of attention? You can give them their space in this depiction of a favorite sewing room.

Sewing Room pattern here

Home is Where The Cat Is Home is where the cat is, weather is is chasing yarn or just lounging on the sofa, it's home. This counted cross stitch design is by Kooler Design Studio. Kit contains: 14-count cotton Aida fabric, 6-strand 100% cotton floss, floss cards, needle, graph, instructions.

Home pattern here

"Do you think we chance it?" ask the hesitant pair. No need to worry little birdies, Mr. Kitty has retired for the day. This delightfully whimsical scene is stitched on 14 count ivory Aida.

Kit contains cotton thread, 14 count ivory Aida, thread palette, needle and easy instructions.

Too Pooped pattern here

Blue Eyes

Blue eyes pattern here

The Princess lounges serenely among her mistress's sewing paraphernalia. She doesn't mind the clutter a bit, just don't try to move her. Worked on 18 count beige Aida, this charming scene is filled to the brim with captivating details. Who can resist a tablecloth trimmed with dancing mouse lace?

Kit contains cotton embroidery thread, 18 count beige Aida fabric, thread palette, needle and instructions including an easy-to-read multicolor chart. We recommend an embroidery hoop or scroll bars for stitching this design.

Maggie pattern here

This design is Max's Moon. Kit includes 14 count black Aida fabric, cotton embroidery floss, floss separator, needle, tri-lingual chart, and easy-to-follow instructions. Size: 12"x9.25".

Max moon pattern here

Max In The Zinnias

Max pattern here

Potted Tuxedo Art Cat

Potted Cat pattern here

Ebony And Ivory

Ebony And Ivory Counted Cross Stitch Kit-9"X12" 14 Count

Ebony and Ivory pattern here

GLAMOUROUS PUSS WITH PURR-SONALITY PLUS! Stitch a cool puss with shades sunning self. This Suzy's Zoo Counted Cross Stitch irresistable four legged friend design is by ©2006 Suzy Spafford. Made under license from Suzy's Zoo®, San Diego, CA USA.

A welcome gift for any dog lover! Each kit contains 14-count white cotton Aida fabric, 6-strand carded cotton floss needle, graph, instructions in English, French, Spanish and German.

Cat pattern here

More to Come. Enjoy!

Halloween Cross Stitch

Halloween Cross Stitch
Halloween Hoots

Hoots pattern here

My Raven is based on the artwork of Kerri Crau. This bird chart is designed to be completely stitched using full stitches which makes it perfect for any fabric count.

Raven pattern here

Midnight Pumpkin Kit Includes: Beads,ceramic button, perforated paper, floss, needles, chart and instructions.


Pumpkin pattern here

Cute Ghost
Pattern was designed from the artwork of Maxine Gadd. Beautifully-colored and richly detailed counted cross stitch pattern.

Ghost pattern here

Peek-A-Boo Pumpkin Buttons & Beads Counted Cross Stitch Kit-5"X5"

Pumpkin pattern here

Charmed Ornament Kit

Kit Includes: Beads, charms, perforated paper, needles, floss, chart and instructions. Use as ornament with beaded hanger (included)